Goblin holes
A downloadable game
hello Gobliner welcome to the most Goblin game you can get. this is Goblin holes!
this is the best game ever that is not a statement for me that is a statement from the world!! people underestimate the Goblins but we're here!! enough about me let's talk about the game.
these little things are called spike balls. but I like to call them Auntie Goblin units.
these anti Goblin units will stop you in your path but using your special power that nobody else has you can get over them. the spike balls emotions are sassy and Moody so it is not recommended to date a spikeball.
avoid them at all cost!!
these are platforms you're supposed to go over them but I like to go under them
in the game you cannot go under platforms only I can.
platforms are good spike balls are bad
this is a hole this is the reason why Goblin holes is called Goblin holes.
a hole doesn't exist but it does exist holes are a thing that do exist and don't exist holes are the things between platforms.
they merely stay there being the terrain of the world .
it is not their fault for you falling into them it is your fault.
the world could not exist without Goblin or hole.
holes are neutral
fun facts!!
every time the goblin dies he gets sent to Goblin hell.
I dated a spikeball in college.
sometimes you might find something in the holes...
Goblin has every virus known to man.
the Goblins favorite color is gold
goblins hate mailboxes
there was a great goblin war
and this is the end of the facts
I hope you have fun playing Goblin holes.
we are going to try to Port Goblin holes over to ,Nintendo switch ,Xbox ,PlayStation ,epic game store ,Steam ,Cool Math Games and DS
we also appreciate fan art so take your little Crayola 24 pack and draw me a picture.
anyways have a goblin day!!!!
credits
Game Dev Snallygaster_Haberdasher
audio the_spooker1
sprites the_spooker1
IP owner the_spooker1
Download
Install instructions
it may tell you the game is a virus but don't listen to your dumb computer just right click and select keep
then select keep anyway
if when you open the game it says windows protected your pc please select more info and then run anyway
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This, This GAME I guess you could call it that. This has to be one of the worst pieces of media I've ever had the displeasure of consuming. I'll attempt to make this quick, but the 2024 indie horror game "Goblin Holes" I believe needs to be researched so we make sure to never create something like THIS ever again. I could write a book series on why this is an objectively awful game! I'll explain in brief detail the planet sized number of "flaws" in this game. First, the start of the game. My god, whoever's 8-year-old was forced to be a part of this I shed a tear for. After this assault on your ears stops you come to find this horrible gunk that calls itself a Goblin...my, my, this THING which was sprited by someone who I can only assume has cataracts that cover 87.9% of each eye, is our main character. Now, you may be wondering "What's the story?" well, I'm sorry to say this but, there. is. no. story. NOTHING! A game made in the year 2024 has less story than pong! Alas, I must cut my complaints short, but here is my message to the developer: You my good sir, have done something impressive. You used up your budget of the coins in your couch to create something you had passion behind. You failed at every step in the game making process, but...It's clear to me that you have a future, a future in a one-man circus that is. Thank you for reading.
This Means War!! you have Doom the human race with your back talk. we will be sending the Goblins to your planet this instant!! the Goblins will tear apart the Earth and you will be the only one that remains! the universe will implode and it will all be your fault. also this game did not take five cents in my couch to make. it took my Eternal Soul! I pray to the goblin gods and they gave me the blessing to make this game!! anyways I have to start up my one man circus. thank you so much for your feedback on this game. thank you for commenting and have a good day.
This really is the run and jump game of some time. yes :)
I love Goblin Holes. It's so Goblin. Everyone should play it.