This, This GAME I guess you could call it that. This has to be one of the worst pieces of media I've ever had the displeasure of consuming. I'll attempt to make this quick, but the 2024 indie horror game "Goblin Holes" I believe needs to be researched so we make sure to never create something like THIS ever again. I could write a book series on why this is an objectively awful game! I'll explain in brief detail the planet sized number of "flaws" in this game. First, the start of the game. My god, whoever's 8-year-old was forced to be a part of this I shed a tear for. After this assault on your ears stops you come to find this horrible gunk that calls itself a Goblin...my, my, this THING which was sprited by someone who I can only assume has cataracts that cover 87.9% of each eye, is our main character. Now, you may be wondering "What's the story?" well, I'm sorry to say this but, there. is. no. story. NOTHING! A game made in the year 2024 has less story than pong! Alas, I must cut my complaints short, but here is my message to the developer: You my good sir, have done something impressive. You used up your budget of the coins in your couch to create something you had passion behind. You failed at every step in the game making process, but...It's clear to me that you have a future, a future in a one-man circus that is. Thank you for reading.
This Means War!! you have Doom the human race with your back talk. we will be sending the Goblins to your planet this instant!! the Goblins will tear apart the Earth and you will be the only one that remains! the universe will implode and it will all be your fault. also this game did not take five cents in my couch to make. it took my Eternal Soul! I pray to the goblin gods and they gave me the blessing to make this game!! anyways I have to start up my one man circus. thank you so much for your feedback on this game. thank you for commenting and have a good day.
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This, This GAME I guess you could call it that. This has to be one of the worst pieces of media I've ever had the displeasure of consuming. I'll attempt to make this quick, but the 2024 indie horror game "Goblin Holes" I believe needs to be researched so we make sure to never create something like THIS ever again. I could write a book series on why this is an objectively awful game! I'll explain in brief detail the planet sized number of "flaws" in this game. First, the start of the game. My god, whoever's 8-year-old was forced to be a part of this I shed a tear for. After this assault on your ears stops you come to find this horrible gunk that calls itself a Goblin...my, my, this THING which was sprited by someone who I can only assume has cataracts that cover 87.9% of each eye, is our main character. Now, you may be wondering "What's the story?" well, I'm sorry to say this but, there. is. no. story. NOTHING! A game made in the year 2024 has less story than pong! Alas, I must cut my complaints short, but here is my message to the developer: You my good sir, have done something impressive. You used up your budget of the coins in your couch to create something you had passion behind. You failed at every step in the game making process, but...It's clear to me that you have a future, a future in a one-man circus that is. Thank you for reading.
This Means War!! you have Doom the human race with your back talk. we will be sending the Goblins to your planet this instant!! the Goblins will tear apart the Earth and you will be the only one that remains! the universe will implode and it will all be your fault. also this game did not take five cents in my couch to make. it took my Eternal Soul! I pray to the goblin gods and they gave me the blessing to make this game!! anyways I have to start up my one man circus. thank you so much for your feedback on this game. thank you for commenting and have a good day.
This really is the run and jump game of some time. yes :)
I love Goblin Holes. It's so Goblin. Everyone should play it.